/u/vamken's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My boyfriend proceeds to put his handcuffs on me for a sexy night.

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As the Prime Minister, I will make one of the most historic decisions in my country tomorrow.

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I know that Satan would never step into my missionary boarding school.

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My firm finally found the cure for the dengue fever, all thanks to my best friend who approved the huge research funding as the Prime Minister of my nation.

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I finally gathered enough courage to remove the 'worm' that has been inside for the past 3 days. NSFW

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The property agent did mention that the house I just bought is quite far from population and has witnessed multiple burglaries in the past.

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The doctor immediately ordered a MRI scan for my sudden excruciating abdominal pain after eating all 5 cupcakes prepared by my wife this morning.

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LPT: Keep your Reddit history clear of anything that can be used to identify you and your location.

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It was a hot day and I was already sweating while walking to my car when I noticed many people gathered around my car in the open parking space.

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I shouldn't have removed the hand restraints from that delirious patient. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My boyfriend proceeds to put his handcuffs on me for a sexy night.	2991
As the Prime Minister, I will make one of the most historic decisions in my country tomorrow.	1835
I know that Satan would never step into my missionary boarding school.	230
My firm finally found the cure for the dengue fever, all thanks to my best friend who approved the huge research funding as the Prime Minister of my nation.	192
I finally gathered enough courage to remove the 'worm' that has been inside for the past 3 days. NSFW	97
The property agent did mention that the house I just bought is quite far from population and has witnessed multiple burglaries in the past.	82
The doctor immediately ordered a MRI scan for my sudden excruciating abdominal pain after eating all 5 cupcakes prepared by my wife this morning.	77
LPT: Keep your Reddit history clear of anything that can be used to identify you and your location.	41
It was a hot day and I was already sweating while walking to my car when I noticed many people gathered around my car in the open parking space.	23
I shouldn't have removed the hand restraints from that delirious patient. NSFW	19