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'This pen, when filled with blood, will help you write the best stories and become a prolific author', the devil assured me when he granted my wish.

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I watched calmly as a masked person carrying a buzzing chain-saw ran amok terrorising the local town-folk.

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'Only the first one to scream will be sacrificed to Chemosh, little fellas,' I said, reassuring the group of tied-up teens before me.

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'Women should cook well' - my mother-in-law was saying to me.

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While nibbling on the delicious entree that came with the Chef's special at the newly opened exotic meat delicatessen in Knockturn Alley, I noticed something etched faintly on the meat.

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After entrancing the demon spawns and luring them far away from the innocent villagers, I rested for a moment exhausted from all the hours of continuous pipe-playing.

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As someone physically-challenged who hadn’t been allowed on any adventure ride in the amusement park, this was as great a roller coaster ride as any for me.

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'I am sorry I had to kill you, John,' Bryan whispered to his dead brother.

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‘You can return to the living world as my reaper had fetched you prematurely,’ proclaimed Hades to me to my relief.

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When the midwife hurriedly cut off the umbilical cord, I could not help but get angry and sad at the sudden severance of the 9-month-long physical connection between me and my child.

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'This pen, when filled with blood, will help you write the best stories and become a prolific author', the devil assured me when he granted my wish.	221
I watched calmly as a masked person carrying a buzzing chain-saw ran amok terrorising the local town-folk.	176
'Only the first one to scream will be sacrificed to Chemosh, little fellas,' I said, reassuring the group of tied-up teens before me.	77
'Women should cook well' - my mother-in-law was saying to me.	68
While nibbling on the delicious entree that came with the Chef's special at the newly opened exotic meat delicatessen in Knockturn Alley, I noticed something etched faintly on the meat.	25
After entrancing the demon spawns and luring them far away from the innocent villagers, I rested for a moment exhausted from all the hours of continuous pipe-playing.	17
As someone physically-challenged who hadn’t been allowed on any adventure ride in the amusement park, this was as great a roller coaster ride as any for me.	13
'I am sorry I had to kill you, John,' Bryan whispered to his dead brother.	13
‘You can return to the living world as my reaper had fetched you prematurely,’ proclaimed Hades to me to my relief.	10
When the midwife hurriedly cut off the umbilical cord, I could not help but get angry and sad at the sudden severance of the 9-month-long physical connection between me and my child.	8