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'This pen, when filled with blood, will help you write the best stories and become a prolific author', the devil assured me when he granted my wish.
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I watched calmly as a masked person carrying a buzzing chain-saw ran amok terrorising the local town-folk.
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'Only the first one to scream will be sacrificed to Chemosh, little fellas,' I said, reassuring the group of tied-up teens before me.
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Fed up with the jibes and the bullying for being a flat-earther, I lost my will to live and left home to jump off from the edge of the world.
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While nibbling on the delicious entree that came with the Chef's special at the newly opened exotic meat delicatessen in Knockturn Alley, I noticed something etched faintly on the meat.
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After entrancing the demon spawns and luring them far away from the innocent villagers, I rested for a moment exhausted from all the hours of continuous pipe-playing.
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