/u/velabas's posts
[WP] Your best friend just showed you he can fly. Now, in front of the whole class, you're ready to film him jumping off the roof. Everyone's freaking out but you reassure them. He jumps, falls, and lands dead. All eyes turn to you.
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"Don't cry, Sarah," said my mom as she dabbed more antiseptic on the cut, "I'll always keep you clean."
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[WP] You're about to go into an important meeting of angel investors who are interested in funding your idea. How did you get here? It was only supposed to be a practical joke.
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[WP] It’s the future and humanity is engaged in a multi solar system war with aliens. Earth’s secret has just been discovered: our entire effort is automated and controlled from Houston, a massive fortified central command center.
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[TT] A time-traveler appears and warns you that your son will become the next Hitler no matter what you do. The time-traveler disappears
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