/u/velatieren's posts
[WP] As it was foretold, God descended upon mankind and chose one random man to receive an answer for a single question. Alas, God was terrified when it saw the person that fate has chosen. The Man stood and said: "Here is my question: Where is my money, Steve?!"
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[WP] The Goddess appeared to a temple servant just to say that she is done with supporting her believers and they all can go home. The servant now thinks how to give the news to the High Priests without losing job. Or head.
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[WP] An Unholy Place has to be exorcised. While other Inquisitors pray to their God and fearfully fight for survival, you are having the best time of your life - after all, you signed up just to have fun smashing evil things with a mace.
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[WP] "So... What now?" wasn't really a question the Cult Leader was prepared for from one of the akolytes, once their cult was rewarded with entrance to the Eldritch World of their Ancient Forgotten God.
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[WP] All the Gods have conflicts among themselves all the time, except for one: no sane person wants to be enemies with the God of Sound, with whom you, my friend, have unfortunately messed with.
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[WP] During a battle raging between two Eternal Empires, a Spirit appears and grants one of the Soldiers a Spear that when thrown, will end the war. The Soldier doesn't yet know how, but they are about to find out.
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Why is Fencing an olympic sport, and not HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts, with all kinds of swords and spears, with full safety measures)?
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