/u/venetian_lemon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Carl didn't feel well this morning as he was nauseous, had heart burn, and his chest was aching.

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"Hey son, do you wanna hangout next Saturday since you were too busy at work last week?"

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I found a letter in my mailbox with the word, 'Inherithance', inscribed upon it.

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My child has come to visit me on my deathbed, decades after I disowned him.

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A man sold himself into slavery.

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A man comes home from a stressful day to see his beautiful wife and children.

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"It's going to be ok, just stay warm under the blanket and daddy's going to find medicine for you, ok?"

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My wish to the genie was to restart my life so that I wouldn't make those terrible mistakes.

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I saw the semi coming so I took a breath and waited for the inevitable.

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The Fool feeds upon laughter, his thirst for applause can never be quenched.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Carl didn't feel well this morning as he was nauseous, had heart burn, and his chest was aching.	619
"Hey son, do you wanna hangout next Saturday since you were too busy at work last week?"	615
I found a letter in my mailbox with the word, 'Inherithance', inscribed upon it.	594
My child has come to visit me on my deathbed, decades after I disowned him.	538
A man sold himself into slavery.	384
A man comes home from a stressful day to see his beautiful wife and children.	348
"It's going to be ok, just stay warm under the blanket and daddy's going to find medicine for you, ok?"	300
My wish to the genie was to restart my life so that I wouldn't make those terrible mistakes.	294
I saw the semi coming so I took a breath and waited for the inevitable.	265
The Fool feeds upon laughter, his thirst for applause can never be quenched.	246