/u/veryrealzack's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The priest has been trying to exorcise me out of this body for two days, but I’m not going anywhere.

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I’ve gotten used to this painting of my grandmother that is always staring right at me.

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The doctor was wrong when he said my unborn son devoured his twin in the womb.

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I logged into my old high school email for the first time in about 12 years to find I’d gotten a new email every day.

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I have a beard and live in a houseful of pets so finding a stray hair in your mouth is not out of the ordinary.

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My grandmother had one of those creepy cat clocks on her wall.

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One of the things I miss about teaching virtually is the ability to mute talkative students with the click of a button.

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My old man chased after me screaming “STOP!” as I took off down the road in his old pickup truck.

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I was shocked to find a severed finger in my Amazon package.

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[NOV2020] We granted them the gift of life as we hauled their friends and families off to slaughter.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The priest has been trying to exorcise me out of this body for two days, but I’m not going anywhere.	9570
I’ve gotten used to this painting of my grandmother that is always staring right at me.	332
The doctor was wrong when he said my unborn son devoured his twin in the womb.	251
I logged into my old high school email for the first time in about 12 years to find I’d gotten a new email every day.	248
I have a beard and live in a houseful of pets so finding a stray hair in your mouth is not out of the ordinary.	238
My grandmother had one of those creepy cat clocks on her wall.	214
One of the things I miss about teaching virtually is the ability to mute talkative students with the click of a button.	105
My old man chased after me screaming “STOP!” as I took off down the road in his old pickup truck.	55
I was shocked to find a severed finger in my Amazon package.	29
[NOV2020] We granted them the gift of life as we hauled their friends and families off to slaughter.	22