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[WP] Due to an oversight in the universe's physics, you can accelerate infinitely as long as you're moving backwards.
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[WP] "Here's my offer, sheriff: I get us both out of here, you give me a five minute heard start out of town. Deal?"
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[WP] You slept unusually poorly this night. As you go about your day, you come to realize - so did literally everybody else.
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[WP] A self-help book promises to teach the secrets of "double-sleep", the same amount rest in half the time. The technique works, but...
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[WP] "Actually, I lied to you. I lied to you a lot, I know exactly what's going on, and I'm telling you because I need your help before it gets out of hand."
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