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[WP] At a party, a rather suave man comes close and tries to chat you up, “the climate is sure great this century…”
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[WP] All the other plants compete for survival, and the most recent trend is to become so tasty/useful that humans can’t help but cultivate your species on an industrial scale. After centuries of wild growth in denial of this strategy, you’ve decided to try it too… but you think you overdid it.
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[WP] “Why is that guy and arguing with an alien?” You ask, “Oh, he’s a flat Earther,” they explain, “I thought flat earth fanatics died out in this day and age.” You say, “Oh, it’s the alien that’s a flat Earther,” they reply.
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[WP] Your wish for the most marvellous living room in the world really came true! Unfortunately, you have to feed it now.
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[WP] It’s the elections day, and the police are rounding up citizens to vote because nobody has shown up. You just woke and left your home to buy some groceries. You now notice that the streets are completely empty, and that’s when you hear the sirens…
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[WP] Based on your recent discovery that magic is logic-based, you just finished writing the first part of the magiware toolchain: the SPELL compiler. Now it’s time to compile your first spell.
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[WP] Science just confirmed that the universe is a simulation, as a promising software engineer, you start creating your magnum opus: your very own simulated universe.
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[WP] Archeologists unearth a massive frozen corpse buried under the ancient ice of Antarctica. From historical depictions, they identify it as the corpse of Hypnos, the Greek god of sleep. They tried to take samples to perform DNA analysis, and now he’s supremely pissed because we woke him.
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