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1k members and growing in just under two weeks, wow!! Thank you all and here’s to seceding from OKBC!🥂

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That moment when I realized me getting banned from OKBC directly parallels Jimmy being fired from Davis & Main. Bravo bince 👏

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Judging by how sunburned he was here, I think he really could have used someone to give him a slow, sensual full body rub with sunscreen 🥵

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Jimmy waiting for me to sit on his face (colorized)

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When did Jimmy become literally me? Is he stupid?

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Wat

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One very last drama post for the road. Calling me “that thing,” really? 🙄

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I want Gene to prepare me a coffee drink and drizzle a little chocolate heart on top 🥰

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Okbc in their edgy arc. Remember- thirst posts about adults are BAD but posts like this and an earlier one about having sex with a literal baby are A-okay! 👍

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I wouldn’t accept anything less 😏

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
1k members and growing in just under two weeks, wow!! Thank you all and here’s to seceding from OKBC!🥂	139
That moment when I realized me getting banned from OKBC directly parallels Jimmy being fired from Davis & Main. Bravo bince 👏	112
Judging by how sunburned he was here, I think he really could have used someone to give him a slow, sensual full body rub with sunscreen 🥵	91
Jimmy waiting for me to sit on his face (colorized)	75
When did Jimmy become literally me? Is he stupid?	67
Wat	66
One very last drama post for the road. Calling me “that thing,” really? 🙄	51
I want Gene to prepare me a coffee drink and drizzle a little chocolate heart on top 🥰	48
Okbc in their edgy arc. Remember- thirst posts about adults are BAD but posts like this and an earlier one about having sex with a literal baby are A-okay! 👍	34
I wouldn’t accept anything less 😏	31