/u/waifuhunter0's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I always thought that if I just complied with the officer’s demands whenever I had an encounter I’d be okay.

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My roommate has had a weird stench the past couple days.

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It’s a shame I won’t be able to have a second date with this girl, she’s just my type.

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I always thought I saw the same face staring at me, from my closet, in my dreams.

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I never really understood the phrase, “eat the rich”.

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I think my ex hates me now.

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I always remind people to lock their doors at night.

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I was starting to doubt that my cries for help would ever be heard.

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Today we held a press conference to tell the public that there would be 10k reward for anyone who had any idea where my wife was.

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Growing up I was always told that I’m special and unique.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always thought that if I just complied with the officer’s demands whenever I had an encounter I’d be okay.	436
My roommate has had a weird stench the past couple days.	207
It’s a shame I won’t be able to have a second date with this girl, she’s just my type.	102
I always thought I saw the same face staring at me, from my closet, in my dreams.	90
I never really understood the phrase, “eat the rich”.	54
I think my ex hates me now.	52
I always remind people to lock their doors at night.	40
I was starting to doubt that my cries for help would ever be heard.	35
Today we held a press conference to tell the public that there would be 10k reward for anyone who had any idea where my wife was.	31
Growing up I was always told that I’m special and unique.	3