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Sounds of sirens filled the air as World War 3 began and the rich bunkered down in their subterranean shelters.

9701 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You’re old, but are you THIS OLD?

6155 upvotes • r/FuckImOld

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I was at a wedding today where the groom decided he'd shove his new bride's face into their wedding cake.

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We have been annoyed for years with our entitled asshat of a neighbor leaving her trash can on our property for days on end and decided to do something about it.

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Nope, no cat in the kitchen.

670 upvotes • r/ThereIsnoCat

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Did anyone else get skeeved out by these guys like my brother?

272 upvotes • r/FuckImOld

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I love being able to leave my body anytime I want and have gone all over the world.

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I got this problem from a blood transfusion, and now I’m taking revenge by donating blood myself.

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I was so relieved when the huge floater finally disappeared from my eye...

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I tearfully call the police to find out if they’ve gotten any leads on the man who sexually assaulted my daughter.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sounds of sirens filled the air as World War 3 began and the rich bunkered down in their subterranean shelters.	9701	TwoSentenceHorror
You’re old, but are you THIS OLD?	6155	FuckImOld
I was at a wedding today where the groom decided he'd shove his new bride's face into their wedding cake.	4485	TwoSentenceHorror
We have been annoyed for years with our entitled asshat of a neighbor leaving her trash can on our property for days on end and decided to do something about it.	1604	TwoSentenceHorror
Nope, no cat in the kitchen.	670	ThereIsnoCat
Did anyone else get skeeved out by these guys like my brother?	272	FuckImOld
I love being able to leave my body anytime I want and have gone all over the world.	215	TwoSentenceHorror
I got this problem from a blood transfusion, and now I’m taking revenge by donating blood myself.	158	TwoSentenceHorror
I was so relieved when the huge floater finally disappeared from my eye...	111	TwoSentenceHorror
I tearfully call the police to find out if they’ve gotten any leads on the man who sexually assaulted my daughter.	100	TwoSentenceHorror