/u/wanderingscarecrow's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At 4 years old, I knew how to tie my shoes, spell long words, and do multiplication, which I would tell everyone.

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People on the r/food subreddit have real strict ideals about what’s [Homemade] NSFW

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It was a torrid love affair between Teacher and Student, but I was afraid we'd be found out after all of the one on one training, so I had to silence her permanently. NSFW

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“That girl could sleep through the apocalypse,” I would hear my mother say. NSFW

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It’s nearing three AM, and though I forgot my charger downstairs, I refuse to stop looking at my phone.

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“I’ve had a couple other guys up in the roof looking for the koala, but noone can seem to find it, but I appreciate you having a look,” I tell the tourist as he climbs up the ladder.

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As a devoute Christian, I was elated to recieve the role as the Virgin Mary for this years Nativity play, especially with the Director’s indepth character training. NSFW

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When the doctor told me that my girlfriend's procedure was a complete success, I couldn't have been more relieved.

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I could only watch in horror from my balcony as the thief reached into the open car window.

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As my eyes fell upon the bodies of my wife and kids, and my best friend, covered in blood, who just finished mutilating them, I uttered my final words.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At 4 years old, I knew how to tie my shoes, spell long words, and do multiplication, which I would tell everyone.	5750
People on the r/food subreddit have real strict ideals about what’s [Homemade] NSFW	2996
It was a torrid love affair between Teacher and Student, but I was afraid we'd be found out after all of the one on one training, so I had to silence her permanently. NSFW	2431
“That girl could sleep through the apocalypse,” I would hear my mother say. NSFW	1033
It’s nearing three AM, and though I forgot my charger downstairs, I refuse to stop looking at my phone.	534
“I’ve had a couple other guys up in the roof looking for the koala, but noone can seem to find it, but I appreciate you having a look,” I tell the tourist as he climbs up the ladder.	139
As a devoute Christian, I was elated to recieve the role as the Virgin Mary for this years Nativity play, especially with the Director’s indepth character training. NSFW	126
When the doctor told me that my girlfriend's procedure was a complete success, I couldn't have been more relieved.	77
I could only watch in horror from my balcony as the thief reached into the open car window.	72
As my eyes fell upon the bodies of my wife and kids, and my best friend, covered in blood, who just finished mutilating them, I uttered my final words.	55