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LPT: To get clean floors, make sure to use a good ammonia-based floor cleaning solution

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From their hanging cages, "hoo" said the Owl, "woof" said the Dog, and "ribbit" said the Frog.

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Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.

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40 years ago a genie granted my wish for x-ray vision.

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I am pretty, oh so pretty, I just love brushing my hair in the mirror.

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"You're a monster!", she said as I tied her up.

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"OK, you get 3 wishes...

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"Did you know that the debris of volcanoes create the most vivid sunsets?

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Martha always leaves the porch light on when Joe goes out for a drink.

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"Take my hand, I'll pull you up"

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