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My wife gave birth to twins yesterday.

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I entered my parents' house to find a delicious, but unfamiliar smell and my sister wearing an apron and a crazed look on her face.

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”Who was your new friend at the park, sweetie?"

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As I sat relaxing on the couch after a long day, I felt my dog's tongue lapping affectionately at my feet.

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I awoke early in the morning feeling unwell and decided to get some fresh air to clear my head.

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I shifted uncomfortably as my seatmate on the Greyhound bus coughed and hacked wetly next to me.

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For years, I'd chuckled at my girlfriend's serious dedication to her skin care routine.

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My whole life, I've always seen moving shadows out of the corner of my eye.

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He held a knife to my throat and grinned as he whispered, "Don't worry baby, you're going to enjoy this."

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I went to visit my grandmother in the hospital three days ago.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife gave birth to twins yesterday.	6510
I entered my parents' house to find a delicious, but unfamiliar smell and my sister wearing an apron and a crazed look on her face.	420
”Who was your new friend at the park, sweetie?"	123
As I sat relaxing on the couch after a long day, I felt my dog's tongue lapping affectionately at my feet.	72
I awoke early in the morning feeling unwell and decided to get some fresh air to clear my head.	67
I shifted uncomfortably as my seatmate on the Greyhound bus coughed and hacked wetly next to me.	52
For years, I'd chuckled at my girlfriend's serious dedication to her skin care routine.	37
My whole life, I've always seen moving shadows out of the corner of my eye.	37
He held a knife to my throat and grinned as he whispered, "Don't worry baby, you're going to enjoy this."	29
I went to visit my grandmother in the hospital three days ago.	22