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She was already asleep when he got home so he tucked her in, gulped down her unfinished night cap and switched off the bedside light.

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“Sh-sh-shush, my baby girl, daddy needs you to stop crying now” he whispered with tears pouring down his cheeks

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He remembered her words “I’ll go first to make sure it will work”

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I don’t want my family to have to worry about it so I have already picked out a headstone, plot and casket.

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“Just go to sleep and I’ll see you in the morning” he yelled upstairs “there is no clown in your room”

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Her arms around him felt even better than he remembered from when they were last together.

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“Congratulations, it’s a girl - please select discard or name and retain” read the pop-up window on farmyourownfetus.com.

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I collected my laundry from the kitchen, and waved to Dad walking back from the tool shed at the bottom of our garden.

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[DEC21] it almost feels like Christmas except the presents are children.

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[DEC21] it almost feels like Christmas except the presents are children.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She was already asleep when he got home so he tucked her in, gulped down her unfinished night cap and switched off the bedside light.	6839
“Sh-sh-shush, my baby girl, daddy needs you to stop crying now” he whispered with tears pouring down his cheeks	1670
He remembered her words “I’ll go first to make sure it will work”	282
I don’t want my family to have to worry about it so I have already picked out a headstone, plot and casket.	234
“Just go to sleep and I’ll see you in the morning” he yelled upstairs “there is no clown in your room”	93
Her arms around him felt even better than he remembered from when they were last together.	79
“Congratulations, it’s a girl - please select discard or name and retain” read the pop-up window on farmyourownfetus.com.	39
I collected my laundry from the kitchen, and waved to Dad walking back from the tool shed at the bottom of our garden.	31
[DEC21] it almost feels like Christmas except the presents are children.	1
[DEC21] it almost feels like Christmas except the presents are children.	1