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After discovering the asteroid headed for Earth, I calculated there was plenty of time to divert it and save humanity.

1329 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I ordered a Scotch, but after a second called to the barkeep, "And bring me a double."

301 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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They psychic showed me the beautiful daughter I'd have who would save the world if I went out to meet her mother right away.

261 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Death lurked in the shadows, hidden from the people moving through the streets.

113 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I almost screamed when I found the creature beneath my bed, long claws and fangs, enormous blank eyes.

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I told the cop that it wasn't self defense for domestic violence, my dad said he wanted a divorce and mom shot him.

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My new hobby helped me to finally silence the voices in my head.

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Since developing precognition, I knew my mom was going to throw me out of the house.

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She barked, "Put it down you useless little bastard!"

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Ted wanted to creep us out and used the edge of a sheet of paper on the web between his knuckles to give himself a paper cut.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After discovering the asteroid headed for Earth, I calculated there was plenty of time to divert it and save humanity.	1329	TwoSentenceHorror
I ordered a Scotch, but after a second called to the barkeep, "And bring me a double."	301	TwoSentenceComedy
They psychic showed me the beautiful daughter I'd have who would save the world if I went out to meet her mother right away.	261	TwoSentenceHorror
Death lurked in the shadows, hidden from the people moving through the streets.	113	TwoSentenceHorror
I almost screamed when I found the creature beneath my bed, long claws and fangs, enormous blank eyes.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
I told the cop that it wasn't self defense for domestic violence, my dad said he wanted a divorce and mom shot him.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
My new hobby helped me to finally silence the voices in my head.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
Since developing precognition, I knew my mom was going to throw me out of the house.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
She barked, "Put it down you useless little bastard!"	15	TwoSentenceHorror
Ted wanted to creep us out and used the edge of a sheet of paper on the web between his knuckles to give himself a paper cut.	12	TwoSentenceHorror