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[WP] You have cancer; your spouse decides to cryo-freeze you without you knowing, putting you under first by using a tranquilizer. You wake up 100 years in the future, not knowing if you still have cancer, and you leave the wreck that was once your house to be greeted by a strange new world.
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[WP] In your dreams, you’ve been getting chased by a spectral figure. One day you forget to stock up on alcohol to cope with these dreams, you start seeing this figure while awake, and a lot of other arcane things. They tell you you’re a Shaman, whatever that means, and you’ve got duties to uphold.
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[WP] You were raised to function well in Shakespearean England but you were born in the 21st century. You’re genuinely gentlemanly and you even lay down your coat in the rain to let your dates walk without getting wet. For some reason, people keep joking about fedoras around you...
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[WP] You use a Time-Turner to go back in time and fix catastrophic events in history without anyone in your timeline knowing. You create an alter ego who’s so awful and obnoxious that no one would guess that you’re a hero. Your name is Rita Skeeter.
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[WP] You’re a paranoid schizophrenic, but you also possess great intellectual talents. One day, you realize that one of the psychiatrists is a serial killer by putting together evidence in your head. The catch: you don’t know which one it is, and this screws with your sense of paranoia.
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[WP] “The greatest stories are the vehicles of the deepest wisdoms. Live wisely and be great.” These are the dying sorcerer’s last words to you. Your only mentor... gone. Now you face his killer, and you’re seething with rage.
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[WP] In 2020 a tech that allows 100 extra years life is on the market. This leads us to a reality where the rich families live on far longer than average and the poor... don’t. You’re an urchin who wants to be rich so you try to befriend a rich kid and convince him to let you use his family’s tech.
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[WP] One day, after drinking heavily in the aftermath of a breakup, you wish to become more attractive in every way imaginable and to never run out of people who want you. You wake up the next morning with your wish fulfilled, but you find that true love is just as hard to come by as before. Why?
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[WP] You can enter game and movie worlds but humming their theme songs. To return to the real world, you hum the theme of the world you’re in.
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