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When I finally became an anesthesiologist they told me the truth.

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"Your Honor, I plead not guilty to the charges of kidnapping, torture, and murder."

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Fun fact: The human eye is about 55,000 times bigger than the light waves it senses

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"You got the wrong guy, I'm a surgeon, I'm not a murderer," and she was right. NSFW

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As a nurse, the secrets revealed on a patient's death bed are always the most shocking.

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"Mommy why do you tape my eyes shut before i go to sleep?" The boy asked finally questioning their strange ritual.

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I hesitantly reach forward to tap the person in front of me on the shoulder to get their attention.

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"There's only one left, so you boys have to share."

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Between my frostbite and the wet snow, I knew I couldn't get warm with a fire.

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"Of course its safe. My brother and dad drink alcohol all the time."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I finally became an anesthesiologist they told me the truth.	371	TwoSentenceHorror
"Your Honor, I plead not guilty to the charges of kidnapping, torture, and murder."	112	TwoSentenceHorror
Fun fact: The human eye is about 55,000 times bigger than the light waves it senses	96	TwoSentenceHorror
"You got the wrong guy, I'm a surgeon, I'm not a murderer," and she was right. NSFW	80	TwoSentenceHorror
As a nurse, the secrets revealed on a patient's death bed are always the most shocking.	73	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mommy why do you tape my eyes shut before i go to sleep?" The boy asked finally questioning their strange ritual.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
I hesitantly reach forward to tap the person in front of me on the shoulder to get their attention.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
"There's only one left, so you boys have to share."	18	TwoSentenceHorror
Between my frostbite and the wet snow, I knew I couldn't get warm with a fire.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
"Of course its safe. My brother and dad drink alcohol all the time."	16	TwoSentenceHorror