/u/whatheplacebo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Sales went through the roof this month. I'm looking forward to working with you again"

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"I'm sure they'll make it to your next party" I said to the now sobbing little girl

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He doesn't understand hip-hop slangs but he lets me send one fan mail per year lol, I choose Ayo and Teo this year

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"How'd you die" they asked me

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As an artist, the hardest part has always been to make the model stay still throughout the session

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"Don't forget to wear a mask" my wife's voice echoed

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As I get older by the day, I slowly watch myself morph into the adult I so desperately despised

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Have you guys heard of the guy who replicates your reddit post just before killing you?

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I read Mary's little lamb story and I want to do the same at my place of work, with a slight alteration NSFW

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It all started in August...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Sales went through the roof this month. I'm looking forward to working with you again"	135
"I'm sure they'll make it to your next party" I said to the now sobbing little girl	32
He doesn't understand hip-hop slangs but he lets me send one fan mail per year lol, I choose Ayo and Teo this year	30
"How'd you die" they asked me	26
As an artist, the hardest part has always been to make the model stay still throughout the session	16
"Don't forget to wear a mask" my wife's voice echoed	13
As I get older by the day, I slowly watch myself morph into the adult I so desperately despised	8
Have you guys heard of the guy who replicates your reddit post just before killing you?	6
I read Mary's little lamb story and I want to do the same at my place of work, with a slight alteration NSFW	4
It all started in August...	1