/u/whistlepoo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I know you can see this Daniel.

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I was staring at this hot girl I like and I sitting near her family- all I could think was: 'Don't get an erection, don't get an erection.'

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Found the mobile user.

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My love, I hope this is getting through to you somehow.

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My parents told me Sammy died while I was at camp

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My Amazon Alexa kept turning on in the middle of the night.

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The Doctor told us she was pregnant with twins.

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After he ran away, I never thought I'd see my son again.

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My Mother would always talk about her personal relationship with her God.

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I thought those damned horses had trampled through my garden again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I know you can see this Daniel.	154
I was staring at this hot girl I like and I sitting near her family- all I could think was: 'Don't get an erection, don't get an erection.'	63
Found the mobile user.	56
My love, I hope this is getting through to you somehow.	54
My parents told me Sammy died while I was at camp	39
My Amazon Alexa kept turning on in the middle of the night.	37
The Doctor told us she was pregnant with twins.	36
After he ran away, I never thought I'd see my son again.	32
My Mother would always talk about her personal relationship with her God.	30
I thought those damned horses had trampled through my garden again.	28