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[WP] Scientists discover intelligent life outside of Earth... but it's not where they think it is. It was found in Elon Musk's car in space.
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[WP] We figure out that aliens have been listening into human history for a long, long time, and are now upholding Confucian principles.
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The souls depended on the lights of the stars in the dark night skies, to guide them to the stairways of Heaven.
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[WP] Though robots have enslaved the human race, by their coded intuition, they must obey the three Asimovian laws. Therefore, in being forbidden in using tactics that may possibly harm the human populace, they resort to other methods of enforcement that don't involve any physical harm.
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I reached the floor of the basement quickly to get away from the disaster; surely we’d be safer down here!
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[WP] Lucifer is about to absorb your soul, when, suddenly he stops to check his phone. "Hold up," he says, "It's from Jesus. There's been a mistake."
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[WP] When the Titanic sank, all of the lobsters and crabs who escaped from the wreckage vowed to avenge their lost comrades, no matter the cost.
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[WP] Ever since achieving a win-streak of 10-0, Karate champion Dwano Itaci has since been bumped up to a staggering streak of 42-0. Yet, this was only because no opponent for the last six years would dare to take him on upon hearing of this. Today, though, his opponent, a novice, accepts the fight.
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