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My wife came home late and cuddled up with me already mostly asleep.

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To find out who hired the hitman to kill me, I decided to follow the money.

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My chihuahua stared at me with hungry eyes.

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At the lowest point of my depression, I crawled into the closet to cry.

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I wrestle with my 8-year-old boy, putting him in ever harder positions until he cries "uncle".

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"Doc, I thought you said the tumor was nothing to worry about."

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After much forethought, we decided to get a puppy to grow up with our new born.

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The little girl always checks under the bed for monsters,

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My wife went around the house spraying bug spray which threw me into an asthma attack.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife came home late and cuddled up with me already mostly asleep.	79
To find out who hired the hitman to kill me, I decided to follow the money.	45
My chihuahua stared at me with hungry eyes.	29
At the lowest point of my depression, I crawled into the closet to cry.	28
I wrestle with my 8-year-old boy, putting him in ever harder positions until he cries "uncle".	7
"Doc, I thought you said the tumor was nothing to worry about."	6
After much forethought, we decided to get a puppy to grow up with our new born.	1
The little girl always checks under the bed for monsters,	1
My wife went around the house spraying bug spray which threw me into an asthma attack.	1