/u/wjyapp's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I told my boyfriend to bend over the swimming pool to get a better view of my pet.

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I just had a Tinder date with a beautiful blue-eyed blond with high cheekbones.

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I saw my new guy grimace slilightly as he downed the cocktail I had made for him.

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In my dream, people gathered around talking about how I was a great and wonderful person.

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I knew that my wife was a shapeshifter when I married her.

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Watching me cut slits in the meat and insert slivers of garlic, he said, "Why are you doing this?"

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I said to my husband, “You said you wanted to be a swinger.”

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I sent my three children out trick or treating, dressed as ghosts.

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I watched as my grandmother, gasping for breath, reached out, begging for help.

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My husband has just had me sign a large life insurance policy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I told my boyfriend to bend over the swimming pool to get a better view of my pet.	14597
I just had a Tinder date with a beautiful blue-eyed blond with high cheekbones.	407
I saw my new guy grimace slilightly as he downed the cocktail I had made for him.	161
In my dream, people gathered around talking about how I was a great and wonderful person.	146
I knew that my wife was a shapeshifter when I married her.	111
Watching me cut slits in the meat and insert slivers of garlic, he said, "Why are you doing this?"	95
I said to my husband, “You said you wanted to be a swinger.”	89
I sent my three children out trick or treating, dressed as ghosts.	76
I watched as my grandmother, gasping for breath, reached out, begging for help.	67
My husband has just had me sign a large life insurance policy.	60