/u/wolfgangfuckface's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was damn proud over my cellar and once it was sealed it was 100 % no way for the cannibal virus to enter.

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The entreprenuer made it clear that I would either sign this contract right now or I'd be a dead man.

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300 bucks to act like santa for an hour is good money, and as always, I make sure to make a real show out of my entrance.

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"That guy's a fraud, sold us these movement sensors that were supposed to save us a lot of money.

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I pinched myself.

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I told my girlfriend to stop tickling me.

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There was a legend in this school, about an evil clown who lived in the drainage pipes and ate naughty children.

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I've always trusted my father with my life.

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As I stepped into the office, everything was normal.

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When the toilet paper was back on the shelves noboy cared much about what brand it was.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was damn proud over my cellar and once it was sealed it was 100 % no way for the cannibal virus to enter.	295
The entreprenuer made it clear that I would either sign this contract right now or I'd be a dead man.	185
300 bucks to act like santa for an hour is good money, and as always, I make sure to make a real show out of my entrance.	42
"That guy's a fraud, sold us these movement sensors that were supposed to save us a lot of money.	12
I pinched myself.	11
I told my girlfriend to stop tickling me.	6
There was a legend in this school, about an evil clown who lived in the drainage pipes and ate naughty children.	5
I've always trusted my father with my life.	4
As I stepped into the office, everything was normal.	3
When the toilet paper was back on the shelves noboy cared much about what brand it was.	2