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to prevent child-birth, the shot is administered through the belly-button where the needle enters the fetus' eye-socket and brain.

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"guess tonight will be Italian"

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"in my defense, your honor, you can see from the size of his skirt that he was clearly asking for it"

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wife gave birth to gerbils

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i miss getting hit on

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Accidentally opened NSFW at work by reflex! NSFW

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"daddy, i'm pregnant"

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I had a dream that I was Christmas shopping.

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miss when daddy was still alive

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It's always "what are you doing stepBro?" and never "why aren't you doing me realBro?"

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