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"I have a pen, I have an apple..." his wife began saying gleefully

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My grandma once told me that if someone passes by you and smells like dried jasmine, it means that they aren't actually alive.

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The day after our car crashed violently, we asked the nurse to put us all in the same hospital room.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I have a pen, I have an apple..." his wife began saying gleefully	1351
My grandma once told me that if someone passes by you and smells like dried jasmine, it means that they aren't actually alive.	192
The day after our car crashed violently, we asked the nurse to put us all in the same hospital room.	19