/u/wrestles_bears's posts
[WP]: A man is given a prophesy that all his children will be murderers. Unmarried and childless his 50s, he laughs about the whole thing before remembering that he used to be a sperm donor. There is a knock on the door.
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[WP]: we wondered how our children would handle the end of the world. It turns out they don't really care.
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[CW]: Write a dialogue between two characters, leading to either a confession of love, or a confession of murder, but each sentence can be a max of three words long
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[WP]: Saying anything that isn't true is literally impossible, and lying by omission has become an art form. And you, a successful scammer, have become a master of it.
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[WP]: Reddit has decided to organise a convention. The first annual RedditCon goes exactly as one would expect.
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[WP] One day, seemingly without any given order, all world's 3D printers start printing out identical, perfectly functional robots
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[WP]: A man's neighbours walk in on him on his back yard, wearing nothing but an elaborate leather harness and clown makeup, strangling a badger. He can explain. NSFW
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