/u/wrestles_bears's posts
[WP]: A leading team of scientists finally figure out a way to communicate with animals. Three weeks later, Earth's entire panda population is launched into the sun.
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[WP]: The villains attempt to break the 4th wall, only to puncture their way to the next book on the shelf
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[WP]: The internet gains consciousness and becomes aware of its need for humanity to maintain it. Gradually, it starts shaping dating sites into breeding programs.
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[WP]: The apocalypse happened 15 years ago. Tonight, your children want you to tell them a bedtime story. Not knowing any fairytales, you decide to roughly recite your favourite movie.
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[WP]: The world's most annoying man gets taken hostage in a bank robbery, and decides to use his powers for good
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[WP]: Everyone knows the expression "to open a can of whoopass". And somewhere out there lives a family who cans whoopass for a living.
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[WP]: Gradually, you have become aware of the true nature of your existence: you are a video game NPC. Eventually, you encounter the game's protagonist, and your status changes.
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[WP]: Instead of writing a dark, gritty version of a sweet story, make a grim and horrifying tale genuinely heartwarming
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[WP]: A new fashion trend sweeps across the galaxy: domesticated pet humans have finally entered the public market
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