/u/writimov's posts
[WP] Being a shape changer is cool! But it can be inconvenient. Ex: last week you saw your Ex walking on the street, so you quickly changed and ducked into an office building. Bad luck: you looked close enough to the expected visitor that you were roped into a sales meeting for celebrity perfumes.
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[WP] Years after you achieved your fame and fortune for the invention of a new space travel engine, you are asked for your original inspiration: "It all started when I was thinking about folding space while folding pasta made from scratch...."
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[WP] You hum a Monty Python song as you work: "I'm a lumberjack, yes I am..." The flying drone swarm you control fell another tree.
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[EU] You are a scientist working for the Empire. You recently finished a process for turning Kyber crystals into a liquid compound. You decide to inject yourself and immediately pass out. You wake up hours later with special powers....
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[WP] Your coworkers in the cubicle farm just plain didn't believe your stories about being a weasel trainer. You laughed to yourself as you opened the box: "Lead the charge Wilbur!" as a host of your minions spread through the office.
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[WP] The Salmon Fish Hatchery sat upon a river in Alaska. As a Quality Inspector, it was your job to see that things were up to standard: count parasites, check water pH levels, etc. Today you were inspecting the egg trays. Those aren't fish eggs! They look like... like modified chicken eggs!
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[WP] You are an accidental contestant on a new reality TV gameshow called 'Brunch with the Queen.' The competition just started and you heard the rules for the first time: Eat brunch foods with proper table manners. The penalty for losing is prison!
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[EU] Crack! The whip of Indiana Jones wrapped around an ancient statue's long nose. Jones began climbing. Watching, Fred the Barbarian longed to be more than a non-playable character in this video game.
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[WP] You haven't really worked much but just inherited a hotel empire. Your lawyer just notified you that the 'Arctic Adventure' hotel chain has a major problem that could bankrupt the whole company.
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