/u/writimov's posts
[WP] Surprise! Your husband hands you the tablet. On it is a read out of your genetic code from one of those websites. You scream: "We have to run! I'm the last of the world's Neanderthals!"
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[WP] You are the maker of the world's best water filters and testers. Almost every faucet has your quality test system installed. Today, an urgent warning flashed across 70% of your install base: "Alien parasite detected!"
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[WP] Your company sells 'Street Gnats' coin-sized sensors with powerful batteries that are glued to city streets in the millions for monitoring traffic flows, rainfall, pollution, etc. Someone has hacked the Gnat Net and the Gnats are heating up!
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[WP] You are the Ultimate Villain-Engineer and have just completed a 10yr project. As you exit the skyscraper downtown, the building melts into gray goo behind you. You have created programmable matter and world owes you ransom.
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[WP] You are plastic surgeon to the Dragons. Tail tucks, scale implants, horn replacements, tooth veneers are your bread and butter. But recently you had one who wanted help fixing its chest scales - to better hide the source of its power: a glowing jewel.
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[WP] Out to dinner with your friends at In-N-Out Burger you receive a text from your Parents saying that Uncle Wilbur has died. You have inherited a Navy!
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[WP] You are the Pattern Whisperer - you can name every pattern you see on clothing, drapes, carpet, etc. Today you come across a pattern that you cannot name.
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[WP] You decided to try the latest craze: milk with a 'Metamorphosis Date' instead of an Expiration Date. On that day, the milk turns into a bottle of cheese.
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[WP] The latest social media craze of an app, Politeness Meter, dinged to get your attention: the woman who just sat down next you has the highest score you've ever seen: 10mil+. But she smelled badly, was loud and said rude things to your neighbor. How did she have such a high politeness score?
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