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In order to restore electricity after the blackout at midnight, I had to go to the basement blind in the darkness.

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Even though I could swim, I exhaled voluntarily and swallowed the water.

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Two friends explored a haunted house.

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"Why do you believe her every time, all she wants is attention", said my new girlfriend after my daughter claimed there is a monster in her closet.

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Being immortal I could only smile in relief when the ship accident happened.

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After jizzing into my self-made fleshlight, I told myself to get a new one soon.

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When the walls came closer and slowly started to crush my body, I felt relief that years of imprisonment and pain were finally about to end.

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I don´t remember the last time I smiled since my depression held me in a slump.

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After 2 hours in the queue we were finally in the newest roller coaster and slowly climbed the first slope.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In order to restore electricity after the blackout at midnight, I had to go to the basement blind in the darkness.	3948
Even though I could swim, I exhaled voluntarily and swallowed the water.	564
Two friends explored a haunted house.	398
"Why do you believe her every time, all she wants is attention", said my new girlfriend after my daughter claimed there is a monster in her closet.	66
Being immortal I could only smile in relief when the ship accident happened.	58
After jizzing into my self-made fleshlight, I told myself to get a new one soon.	42
When the walls came closer and slowly started to crush my body, I felt relief that years of imprisonment and pain were finally about to end.	34
I don´t remember the last time I smiled since my depression held me in a slump.	33
After 2 hours in the queue we were finally in the newest roller coaster and slowly climbed the first slope.	30
jdkfjembm,caejkf LKJ o 3ojmfk j´3f3a eff kljhafeoihjporhjs6h ges	29