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As the angel began rattling off all the good deeds I did in my lifetime, I felt certain I would go to heaven.

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Upon being reincarnated, I thought it was just bad luck that I died moments after being born.

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After doing research into the many safety mechanisms built into microwaves, I finally decided to open mine before the timer ran out to prove my anxiety wrong.

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When I was offered one wish, I immediately asked for the ability to teleport, since I loved traveling.

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After careful consideration, NASA sent its planetary defense systems to change the orbit of an asteroid with the potential to hit Earth within the next 100 years.

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After careful consideration, NASA sent its planetary defense systems to change the orbit of an asteroid with the potential to hit Earth within the next 100 years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the angel began rattling off all the good deeds I did in my lifetime, I felt certain I would go to heaven.	2534
Upon being reincarnated, I thought it was just bad luck that I died moments after being born.	1
After doing research into the many safety mechanisms built into microwaves, I finally decided to open mine before the timer ran out to prove my anxiety wrong.	1
When I was offered one wish, I immediately asked for the ability to teleport, since I loved traveling.	1
After careful consideration, NASA sent its planetary defense systems to change the orbit of an asteroid with the potential to hit Earth within the next 100 years.	1
After careful consideration, NASA sent its planetary defense systems to change the orbit of an asteroid with the potential to hit Earth within the next 100 years.	1