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As the angel began rattling off all the good deeds I did in my lifetime, I felt certain I would go to heaven.
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After doing research into the many safety mechanisms built into microwaves, I finally decided to open mine before the timer ran out to prove my anxiety wrong.
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When I was offered one wish, I immediately asked for the ability to teleport, since I loved traveling.
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After careful consideration, NASA sent its planetary defense systems to change the orbit of an asteroid with the potential to hit Earth within the next 100 years.
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