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Girl Scout Cookies

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I just woke up, it's early morning and there's a friendly stranger in athletic gear lightly tapping from outside my bedroom window and beckoning me to go jogging with them...

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She was too lazy to climb out of the pool so she just emptied her bladder right then and there...

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I saw my son drink a bottle of bleach

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I put crushed Milanos on top of my cheesecake and it was delicious!

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An exchange student who I befriended gave me a bag of super delicious chocolate covered raisins, which was devoured by me in no time because did I just mention that they are super delicious?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Girl Scout Cookies	55
I just woke up, it's early morning and there's a friendly stranger in athletic gear lightly tapping from outside my bedroom window and beckoning me to go jogging with them...	15
She was too lazy to climb out of the pool so she just emptied her bladder right then and there...	11
I saw my son drink a bottle of bleach	8
I put crushed Milanos on top of my cheesecake and it was delicious!	6
An exchange student who I befriended gave me a bag of super delicious chocolate covered raisins, which was devoured by me in no time because did I just mention that they are super delicious?	3
Regift	2