/u/xCanont70x's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Everyone laughed when my college roommate said he wanted to get me a parachute as a gag gift.

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No one will EVER believe I caught a fish this big!!!!!!!

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The most upvotes that I have ever received was on a post containing the detailed account of a murder that I had committed.

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Every day at night, it’s always the same damn screaming and jumping around from the kids that live in the apartment above mine.

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“Susan, don’t open your door for anyone, ok?!”

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Two pieces of bread, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, and cheese.

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A voice over the phone informs me of my mothers passing and of the life insurance policy that will now be paid out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everyone laughed when my college roommate said he wanted to get me a parachute as a gag gift.	2474
No one will EVER believe I caught a fish this big!!!!!!!	270
The most upvotes that I have ever received was on a post containing the detailed account of a murder that I had committed.	20
Every day at night, it’s always the same damn screaming and jumping around from the kids that live in the apartment above mine.	15
“Susan, don’t open your door for anyone, ok?!”	14
Two pieces of bread, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, and cheese.	7
A voice over the phone informs me of my mothers passing and of the life insurance policy that will now be paid out.	1