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The girl was always tanned, with the most beautiful sun-kissed glow.

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And with the final piece of Flex Tape, the deed was done;

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"You know, its been a long time since I've heard the sound of someone's voice"

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"I wish I was a human glow stick!"

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After a lot of counseling with the prison therapist, I was prepared for the phantom sensations on my missing limbs.

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The sun is supposed to kill vampires, right?

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No matter how much I scratched my legs, they wouldn't stop itching.

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"Agh, my allergies are killing me toda-a-ACHOO"

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Trump happily yelled "Thanks Obama!" to his fans.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The girl was always tanned, with the most beautiful sun-kissed glow.	29
And with the final piece of Flex Tape, the deed was done;	16
"You know, its been a long time since I've heard the sound of someone's voice"	8
"I wish I was a human glow stick!"	8
After a lot of counseling with the prison therapist, I was prepared for the phantom sensations on my missing limbs.	2
The sun is supposed to kill vampires, right?	2
No matter how much I scratched my legs, they wouldn't stop itching.	2
"Agh, my allergies are killing me toda-a-ACHOO"	2
Trump happily yelled "Thanks Obama!" to his fans.	0