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"Hmm... this is a different flavor than usual" I mused after my second drag on the joint, "what strain did you say it was again?"

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I never really could decide which of my cats I liked more.

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At my friend's insistence I finally submitted a photo to one of those "Celebrity Look Alike" apps.

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It takes approximately 8 minutes for light to travel from the sun.

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Silence fills the empty graveyard.

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After years of research our scientists found a way to interpret the runes found on Mars

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hmm... this is a different flavor than usual" I mused after my second drag on the joint, "what strain did you say it was again?"	961
I never really could decide which of my cats I liked more.	68
At my friend's insistence I finally submitted a photo to one of those "Celebrity Look Alike" apps.	18
It takes approximately 8 minutes for light to travel from the sun.	12
Silence fills the empty graveyard.	10
After years of research our scientists found a way to interpret the runes found on Mars	1