/u/xgirl_with_one_eyex's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The devil promised me he would bring my beloved back to life if I gave him hearts of a thousand criminals.

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I felt strange when my imaginary friend started to fade away and I couldn’t even hear her anymore.

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AITA for taking my girlfriend's request that she never wanted to see me again literally?

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My husband sleeps with his eyes open ever since I caught him cheating.

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I’ve killed thousands of potential rapists, serial killers, murderers, terrorists, psychopaths and sadists.

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Spiders in my room always protect me at night when I sleep.

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I always thought that the worst part about imortality would be boredom.

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Today I realized there is something wrong with my son when I saw him decapitating bugs.

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“And I’m all done with buying my school supplies.”

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I was sentenced to drown in the river, because my lover’s jealous wife, convinced our villagers that I was a witch.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The devil promised me he would bring my beloved back to life if I gave him hearts of a thousand criminals.	9282
I felt strange when my imaginary friend started to fade away and I couldn’t even hear her anymore.	6745
AITA for taking my girlfriend's request that she never wanted to see me again literally?	6057
My husband sleeps with his eyes open ever since I caught him cheating.	1346
I’ve killed thousands of potential rapists, serial killers, murderers, terrorists, psychopaths and sadists.	1253
Spiders in my room always protect me at night when I sleep.	454
I always thought that the worst part about imortality would be boredom.	205
Today I realized there is something wrong with my son when I saw him decapitating bugs.	132
“And I’m all done with buying my school supplies.”	128
I was sentenced to drown in the river, because my lover’s jealous wife, convinced our villagers that I was a witch.	124