/u/xwhy's posts
[WP] A shy, overlooked girl and a 98-pound weakling of a boy each wrote computer viruses to hack into their school's computer system. Those viruses collided and fell in love. This is their story.
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[WP] "What fools those humans are! They fly here on their own and we make them build us roads and irrigation in exchange for worthless trinkets and rocks!" "Are we sure those things are worthless to the humans?"
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[WP] You produce a low-budget "Creatures of the Night" radio show for six hours overnight every night. Actual creatures of the night show up to complain about the stereotypes. So you hire them as on-air talent. They need to make a living, too.
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[WP] Years ago, an alien landed near your home. You housed him for a couple days until he was ell and his ship repaired. Now at regular intervals, more aliens come to your home on a pilgrimage to follow their leader's path
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[WP] The weather forecast says record high levels of Luck today, with the front moving through. It should last for the next two or three days before returning to seasonal levels.
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[WP] She liked that he was a gentleman and asked before hugging. He obliged her because it made it better. Today, having great news, he snuck up behind and tried to wrap his arms around her. They passed straight through her body. She turned to face him. They were both horrified for different reasons
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[WP] You come home after a frustrating day and say, "Alexa! Make me king of the world!" A voice responds "Launching Missiles" -- Not only were you joking, you don't even have an Alexa
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[WP] You're an alien posing as a human writer, traveling small towns for research. When the woman you rent a room from asks if you'd write a short "country" holiday story for the town paper, you realize that your translator has only a few thousand words but you have an English dictionary & thesaurus
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