/u/xylophonesRus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I stood there and watched as my younger brother's bullies beat him half to death. NSFW

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I've never understood why guys kill the females they're obsessed with.

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When my best friend was on his death bed, he asked me if I would take care of his wife and kids after he passed, so of course I agreed.

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TIL that for camels to attract a mate, one of the things they do is cough up an organ, and they can just suck it right back in.

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When that crazy woman from my old high school class who genuinely believed she was a witch came into my hospital room, pointed at my newborn daughter, and declared that on her sixteenth birthday, she would prick herself on a needle and die, I quickly called security.

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"And for my final trick, I need a volunteer from the audience who is willing to be sawn in half!"

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"Hello, officers, have you found my son yet?"

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As the dogs kept sniffing me, I couldn't help but giggle.

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"Yeah, that's my parasitic twin, just do your best to ignore it."

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'There's no place like home, there's no place like home," the young woman chanted to herself. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stood there and watched as my younger brother's bullies beat him half to death. NSFW	891
I've never understood why guys kill the females they're obsessed with.	220
When my best friend was on his death bed, he asked me if I would take care of his wife and kids after he passed, so of course I agreed.	201
TIL that for camels to attract a mate, one of the things they do is cough up an organ, and they can just suck it right back in.	116
When that crazy woman from my old high school class who genuinely believed she was a witch came into my hospital room, pointed at my newborn daughter, and declared that on her sixteenth birthday, she would prick herself on a needle and die, I quickly called security.	110
"And for my final trick, I need a volunteer from the audience who is willing to be sawn in half!"	110
"Hello, officers, have you found my son yet?"	109
As the dogs kept sniffing me, I couldn't help but giggle.	102
"Yeah, that's my parasitic twin, just do your best to ignore it."	96
'There's no place like home, there's no place like home," the young woman chanted to herself. NSFW	94