/u/xylophonesRus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've always loved roller coasters!

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As a kid, I always loved anything to do with Peter Pan - I even named my son Peter!

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For my last meal, I requested a happy meal, as my grandma would always pick me up from school on Fridays and buy me one on the way to her house.

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The call of the grave is an eerie siren song. NSFW

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My husband's been cheating on me with his business partner because clearly Darryl has something that I don't. NSFW

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"Hey, dad," my daughter began "What's that constellation?"

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Lying naked and trembling on the bed, I looked at my boss who had so graciously let me live with him as a sick and satisfied smile played on his face before he asked "And what do you say?"

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I hate it that my teenage son won't wake up, even with me yelling at him.

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A few months after my daughter's death, I sold the crib she'd passed away in at my garage sale.

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"I'm sorry, sir," the officer said "We tried everything we could, but your children are dead...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've always loved roller coasters!	73
As a kid, I always loved anything to do with Peter Pan - I even named my son Peter!	72
For my last meal, I requested a happy meal, as my grandma would always pick me up from school on Fridays and buy me one on the way to her house.	70
The call of the grave is an eerie siren song. NSFW	65
My husband's been cheating on me with his business partner because clearly Darryl has something that I don't. NSFW	63
"Hey, dad," my daughter began "What's that constellation?"	53
Lying naked and trembling on the bed, I looked at my boss who had so graciously let me live with him as a sick and satisfied smile played on his face before he asked "And what do you say?"	45
I hate it that my teenage son won't wake up, even with me yelling at him.	44
A few months after my daughter's death, I sold the crib she'd passed away in at my garage sale.	44
"I'm sorry, sir," the officer said "We tried everything we could, but your children are dead...	43