/u/xylophonesRus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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With all that whiskey coursing through his veins, he felt bulletproof.

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We had such a fun day going really deep into the woods to find the perfect picnic spot, having lunch, and playing my favorite game - hide and seek!

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With my family all in their beds, I shut off the light in the living room and went to hit the hay, myself.

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The sip of coffee felt weird in my mouth.

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All my life, I've had an empty space in my heart from being that girl who never really knew her mom because she died when I was a baby.

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I'm an assassin, but due to my appearance, there's no way in hell anyone will ever catch me.

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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

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"No, coffin birth is definitely a thing," he assured me.

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Two weeks after I went out with my friends, I felt a tickle in my throat and couldn't help but realize just what an idiot I'd been.

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I'm trying to sell security systems, but people keep slamming the door in my face.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With all that whiskey coursing through his veins, he felt bulletproof.	35
We had such a fun day going really deep into the woods to find the perfect picnic spot, having lunch, and playing my favorite game - hide and seek!	32
With my family all in their beds, I shut off the light in the living room and went to hit the hay, myself.	31
The sip of coffee felt weird in my mouth.	29
All my life, I've had an empty space in my heart from being that girl who never really knew her mom because she died when I was a baby.	27
I'm an assassin, but due to my appearance, there's no way in hell anyone will ever catch me.	24
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!	22
"No, coffin birth is definitely a thing," he assured me.	21
Two weeks after I went out with my friends, I felt a tickle in my throat and couldn't help but realize just what an idiot I'd been.	19
I'm trying to sell security systems, but people keep slamming the door in my face.	18