/u/xylophonesRus's posts
[WP] Your plans to travel back in time and prevent the sinking of the Titanic did not work. Now, you're stuck on the sinking ship, time is of the essence, and you've just realized your new misson: Save as many lives as you can, no matter what it costs you.
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[WP] You're a merperson. Your pet is a Portuguese man o' war. It accidentally stung a human... And that's how you met your significant other!
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[WP] Everybody in the world goes to the same dream realm when they go to sleep, they just see different parts of it just like we do on Earth. You had no idea about this, until you ran into one of your friends, and the next morning you discuss it and confirm that you were both in the same exact place
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[WP] You are a princess. You know the type - the type of gorgeous princess with a gorgeous singing voice who unintentionally lures woodland creatures in with your enchanting songs. There is a problem, though - you love to sing, birds love your songs, and you are allergic to birds.
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The sensation in my tooth kept alternating between a deep, throbbing, severe pain that would make me cry to a strange, intense tickling that would make me have to fight laughing for all I could.
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[WP] The best way to summarize the conversation was "Nobody lied, but nobody told the truth, either."
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[WP] You've just discovered a collage of all your school photos in your parents' attic. Upon further inspection, you realize the photos are covered in little holes. You lift a photo on the collage. Underneath is a dartboard.
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[WP] You vacationed to England for the scenery. One day, you're walking through the woods when you see a sword in a stone. Just for kicks and giggles, you decide to try and pull it out. To your amazement, it actually does come out! You've gone from being a tourist to being the rightful monarch.
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