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Annoyed at my boss, I shouted for the final time "I'm not in shock, and I'm just fine!"

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I stood there and watched as my younger brother's bullies beat him half to death. NSFW

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[WP] You've just woken up, checked your phone, and the weather says today is supposed to be "Partly sunny, partly moony." It doesn't make sense until you actually leave your house to go to work. sure enough, the full moon is in the sky, clear as day, just like the sun.

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[WP] You have just learned three things. 1. You are not a human, you're a merperson. 2. That 'cute little story' your parents told you about how your dad was fishing and accidentally pulled you out of the water as a baby is actually true. 3. This means you were technically kidnapped, not adopted.

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I've never understood why guys kill the females they're obsessed with.

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When my best friend was on his death bed, he asked me if I would take care of his wife and kids after he passed, so of course I agreed.

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[WP] You've got everything ready for vacation: snacks, passports, wife, kids, nephew, family pet, and a rental spaceship so you don't have to put intergalactic travel miles on your own. Everything is going well until you had to make a crash landing on the planet everyone stays away from - Earth.

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TIL that for camels to attract a mate, one of the things they do is cough up an organ, and they can just suck it right back in.

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"And for my final trick, I need a volunteer from the audience who is willing to be sawn in half!"

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When that crazy woman from my old high school class who genuinely believed she was a witch came into my hospital room, pointed at my newborn daughter, and declared that on her sixteenth birthday, she would prick herself on a needle and die, I quickly called security.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Annoyed at my boss, I shouted for the final time "I'm not in shock, and I'm just fine!"	928	TwoSentenceHorror
I stood there and watched as my younger brother's bullies beat him half to death. NSFW	891	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You've just woken up, checked your phone, and the weather says today is supposed to be "Partly sunny, partly moony." It doesn't make sense until you actually leave your house to go to work. sure enough, the full moon is in the sky, clear as day, just like the sun.	605	WritingPrompts
[WP] You have just learned three things. 1. You are not a human, you're a merperson. 2. That 'cute little story' your parents told you about how your dad was fishing and accidentally pulled you out of the water as a baby is actually true. 3. This means you were technically kidnapped, not adopted.	246	WritingPrompts
I've never understood why guys kill the females they're obsessed with.	220	TwoSentenceHorror
When my best friend was on his death bed, he asked me if I would take care of his wife and kids after he passed, so of course I agreed.	201	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You've got everything ready for vacation: snacks, passports, wife, kids, nephew, family pet, and a rental spaceship so you don't have to put intergalactic travel miles on your own. Everything is going well until you had to make a crash landing on the planet everyone stays away from - Earth.	118	WritingPrompts
TIL that for camels to attract a mate, one of the things they do is cough up an organ, and they can just suck it right back in.	116	TwoSentenceHorror
"And for my final trick, I need a volunteer from the audience who is willing to be sawn in half!"	110	TwoSentenceHorror
When that crazy woman from my old high school class who genuinely believed she was a witch came into my hospital room, pointed at my newborn daughter, and declared that on her sixteenth birthday, she would prick herself on a needle and die, I quickly called security.	110	TwoSentenceHorror