/u/xylophonesRus's posts
[WP] The news of your best friend's death hit you like a truck. Right as you're thinking life will never get better, you wake up to their ghost standing right beside your bed! Now you're being haunted by your best friend, and it's probably the best thing that's ever happened to you!
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[WP] Everyone has their quirks. As an inventor, one of yours is that you accomplish the most simple tasks in the most convoluted ways you can think of. It's a hot day, and you're gonna get yourself a glass of lemonade.
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[WP] Dating that vampire chick was really cool... At first. Then the relationship started sucking the life out of you, so you decided to break it off. Breakups rarely go well, but the last thing she ever said to you was "My older sisters are gonna kill you!" You've been paranoid ever since.
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[WP] "No problem, ma'am!" you smile at the elderly woman. She smiles back, but stares into your eyes until it's sort of uncomfortable for you. Her smile begins to fade. "My dear, you're in so much pain. Your lips are smiling, but your eyes say it all."
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[WP] 10-15 years ago, when you were 15 years old, you were turned into a vampire. Your younger identical twin refused to be turned at the same time that you were. Since then, things have changed, but since you turned them six months ago, people have been mistaking them as your parent.
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[WP] "Rather than chase after you, the Homo Sapien will follow you at a brisk, yet sustainable pace for themselves until you simply pass out from exhaustion" are the words you'd wish you'd read before you found yourself being chased through the Mojave Desert, which your superiors told you was safe.
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