/u/yeahlte's posts
[WP] After a tragic accident you forget everything you do every three minutes. To try to fix this you need to have an operation at the hospital. But while you're waiting you forget why you are at the hospital.
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[WP] Criminals scream and run away when they see you. Thiefs shiver when they only hear your name. Civilians usually do both. You are the hero who keeps the streets safe, kinda. You are: Floridaman.
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[WP] You are an employee at a busy hotel that has some of the most awful guests in the world. It is your first day, but after a couple of minutes your job goes from trying to be a good employee, to just trying to survive your shift.
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[WP] You're one of the first astronauts that travels at almost the speed of light. After your trip through the universe you arrive home. There you find out that your wife was pregnant before you left, and your child is now older than you.
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[WP] Your dream is to become a pro at parkour. When you wish upon a star you can do a flip everywhere, you start to flip off people everywhere.
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[WP] You finally did it, you have the most karma anyone has ever had on reddit. But when you reached the top, a blue light appeared. Suddenly you are in the far future, and the people think the old memes from your time are some sort of prophecy.
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Everytime you get lucky, an equal amount of bad luck will come to haunt you, and the other way around. One day the winning lottery ticket flies against your face.
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[WP] You're obsessed with serial killers. One day the most notorious one escapes and uses your house as an hideout. But when you meet him you are quite disappointed. He's completly out of shape, so you decide to help him out.
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