/u/yeoz's posts
[WP] you wake up, hung over and without any recollection of the past week, with a dead guy lying on the floor dressed up like Santa Claus, and there are what appear to be elves banging away angrily at your door...
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[WP] the appeals court, ruling that the use of telepathy to read thoughts without a warrant is a violation of the 4th amendment, orders the release of the serial killer you put away. upon his release, you're surprised by a telepathic message: "I bet you didn't expect me to have powers too, did you?"
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[WP] it's the year 23xx, and aliens have invaded Earth. with humanity pushed to the brink of extinction, survivors have discovered that the alien invader's have a significant weakness: severe and crippling gullibility due to their complete inability to discern between falsehoods and the truth
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[WP] you're a rookie cop, and in the middle of a gun fight, you find yourself wondering how your training officer is somehow able to talk to, let alone negotiate with, the grim reaper to spare your life, and if this has happened before without you realizing...
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[WP] a ghost cat has been haunting your house. your spouse wants to to call an exorcist or something, but you're just happy something's around to catch the ghost mice... so, you flip open the phone book to the E's and to your surprise, you find an exorcist-exterminator.
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[wp] you find yourself in a dream that you can't seem to wake from. you try falling asleep in your dream, and when you wake up again... you're still stuck in your dream. you get the feeling there's probably something you need to go fix before the dream can end...
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[WP] two mad scientists aim to create a paradox, using the result of a quantum coin flip to select one of the two to kill the other, resulting in a tear in fabric of reality. they each believe they *must* be the one to survive to see the result, as is the right of the better scientist...
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[EU] you're Officer Bear, responding to a call about a blonde human girl breaking and entering into a home, and eating their porridge and sleeping in the beds...
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[WP] after being summoned to another world and living the life of a fantasy hero, our hero is sent back home, with all his acquired skills, powers, and magical items intact, but finds himself feeling trapped by the mundanity and boringness of his old life...
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