/u/yoavluria's posts
[WP] As she gives you the key she whispers it's just physics. You open the door and four baboons are watching TV while a yellow chair is playing Zelda. The leftovers from yesterday's dinner asks about the rock paper scissors championship. They lost, you say. A single tear moving back up to your eye.
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[WP] Your friend V had his Vendetta, and as you are also very angry, you decide to put on a mask and fight. You now need to choose a letter as a name and write a full monologue similar to the "V speech" but with your own letter as the leading element.
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[WP] You write a WP, and surprisingly enough you get to the front page for the first time in your life. But then you discover that the moderators have lied. It was never a voting system.
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[WP] You are a ninja in a standard mission. You suddenly get hiccups. Beside your sword you also have a deck of cards, black rubber duck, small elephant, and a skateboard. Your phone rings. It's your mother. She just bought a new laptop and need your support. Your lucky numbers are 13 and 37.
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[WP] Years ago you found the last of the 10 goblets that gives its owner superpowers. Yet while the other 9 can do things like control fire, you can make people sneeze. A knock on the door. It's the president. "Everyone else are dead. You are our only hope to stop this secret alien infiltration."
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