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My skin began to blister and crack as the sun expanded and burned the Earth’s surface to a crisp.

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I finally reached a point where my psychiatrist helped me overcome the paranoia that had plagued me for years.

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“Have you heard the one about the hitchhiker and the homicidal maniac?” he asked.

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The squatter I ran into while ghost hunting told me the house wasn’t haunted.

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Before the great famine, people looked down on me for being a lowly fry cook.

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While channel surfing, I stumbled upon a television program that featured scenes of my loved ones being murdered.

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While exploring the jungle, my colleagues and I were surprised to discover a race of hideous, serpentine creatures hidden deep within the bowels of a previously undiscovered temple.

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I didn’t think things could get any worse that night when my car broke down on a desolate stretch of desert highway.

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The old crone claimed to have the power to cast a deadly spell on my wife if I refused to do her evil bidding.

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Locals say unearthly creatures live in the nearby woods, patiently waiting to pounce upon unsuspecting human prey.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My skin began to blister and crack as the sun expanded and burned the Earth’s surface to a crisp.	55
I finally reached a point where my psychiatrist helped me overcome the paranoia that had plagued me for years.	51
“Have you heard the one about the hitchhiker and the homicidal maniac?” he asked.	34
The squatter I ran into while ghost hunting told me the house wasn’t haunted.	24
Before the great famine, people looked down on me for being a lowly fry cook.	24
While channel surfing, I stumbled upon a television program that featured scenes of my loved ones being murdered.	17
While exploring the jungle, my colleagues and I were surprised to discover a race of hideous, serpentine creatures hidden deep within the bowels of a previously undiscovered temple.	15
I didn’t think things could get any worse that night when my car broke down on a desolate stretch of desert highway.	14
The old crone claimed to have the power to cast a deadly spell on my wife if I refused to do her evil bidding.	12
Locals say unearthly creatures live in the nearby woods, patiently waiting to pounce upon unsuspecting human prey.	10